I was wrong. This is what he got me:
Six metal drawers for our lower kitchen cabinetry! This says 2 things about us. 1 - He does get me well enough now to know EXACTLY what to get me. 2 - There must be something very wrong with me.
[And I technically didn't get him anything. I just told him he could spend money on studio gear. My VP jokingly told me, "Honeymoon's over." It probably is - but I think it's much better than that now.]